My First Detention Class

Its my first time in three years that I've gotten D.C in my Secondary School, so I thought it would be an interesting experience...

And it was...


Time: 2.00PM

I turn up and report for detention. Mr Kwok(the DM) asks me whether I know the reason why I had been sent here, and I told him yes, failure to report. Actually, the problem was that I didn't know why had I been marked for "failure to report"!

The cause:

Caught on Wed for long hair(Long??), was absent on Thur so couldn't report to him. Friday I tried to find him at 7:15AM. He was not in his office, and even some prefects didn't know where he was!. Fine, I finished assembly, but then he called me out before I could even find him. He screamed at me for a couple of times, saying why didn't I find him and that I could have chased after him on he stage! (Lame rite?) And thunks to tat, I'm in this horrible place. Start to do homwork (E-Math! Sux!)

Time: 2:24PM

Stops trying. I tot this place was good for studying, but then sudddenly a whole bunch of assorted CABs (Chao Ah Beng) came in and filled it to the brim. I gave up and did this dumb...diary? Like Jeff Archer's Prison Diary, heh heh.

Time: 2:40PM

...I give up. These fellas are so damn funny. This Indian CAB tried to piss off this gal who seemed like a CAL (Chao Ah Lian) in attitude (Aye, got girl in my church dun look like Ah Lian but act like one man!) and succeeded. Soon they were at each other's throats.

After a while, the girl left the room juz to get a lollipop (See what I mean!?) The when she returned, the Indian CAB locked her out , trying to make the DM catch her.

Fortunately, da DM wasn't dere, so he gave in and let her in.

Big mistake.

He was locked out by her. Everyone laughed.

Time: 3.00PM

Free at last! I tot that I woulda have ta stay till five man!
Sheesh! Bye, CABS! Hope you people don't come here too often, coz I'm not! (At least tryin my best not to!)

josh fatesealer turned back time on 9/26/2003 08:37:00 pm.