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The Lord of Time ^` Josh K/Z/L Take me Away...
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12/29/2003
Pissed...BAD! Need...Panadol! No more...Alchohol!
**staggers** Whoa. Easy there Josh. Basically, this is a rubbish entry as certain people are doing it. So I am going to spoof *hic* their entries. First up, the First of the Three Amigos/Kings will speak for me instead of myself. Come...Hahhahaha! **Jonathan sits down on the chair, but forgot that Josh didn't get off** Josh:F$#k!!!! Jonathan: oops. Sorry. The alcohol... **Jonathan types** What can i say? Its been a bad day, though it was supposed to be a GOOD day... The start of our retreat was basically ruined by the fact that we have only one day at this BEAUTIFUL suite.. And now we have to find our own accomodation... and we'll have to pay.. and all the planning I DID has gone to WASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF????? **Jonathan grabs a full Jim Beam bottle and throws it across the room.** Reagan: OEI!! I wanted to drink! **Jonathan ignores Reagan and continues typing** I cannot believe it!!! ALL REAGAN's FAULT!!!!! WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO FOR HIS COUSIN's WEDDING??????? F$!@#%%$@!$@%@^#@^&*%#@~!^T$( #Q$@#^%#@&$@#%$@#%$!%@@^^#%*#%^@%@^^^^^^.... **Panting from exhuastion, Jonathan continues typing** But anyway, we got back at him, didn't we Josh?? **Josh is busy cleaning his hands. Sink is stained red** **Reagan pushes Jonathan aside. His hands are bloodied** Aww!!! there gOes my SkiN!OucH many yrs mths days hrs secs of accumulation!! all gone to waste.! *sob* yoU s.O.B!Now i'll have to suffer the humiliation of not havin skin aniMOre! vad the fcuk are u doiN?I muz cut... **Josh pulls Reagan away by the *****, Reagan screaming in background ** Damm this shit. You dirtied my longsword, you stupid pathetic ^$^&$&%$^%! Its supposed to cut through bodies, not for 'skins'! &^$#@$%^!!! Listen up everybody. I am one heck of a alcohol-fueled machine, bent on death and destruction. All those buggers who irritate me shall pay...Even if they can really kill me, I shall handicap them in one way or another! By the way, we are the Three Amigos/Kings! All who are $^#^$@#%@#^%# in this world shall DIE!!!! MUahahahahahha **follows Dr Evil** **Suddenly goes back to normal** What the heck? Reagan? Jon? WHat's going ON?! **Jon and Reagan are also confused. Suddenly, a full bottle of Jack Daniel's takes effect** Jon and Reagan: Heheheheh...All we need now is a nice, hot... **Josh looks blur** Dog? Jon and Reagan: NO! Well, in a way...The female version of a dog, we mean... **Joshua tries to resist, but suddenly gets hit with a full barrel of demon vodka** Oh. I see. Geylang's got a whole bunch. In fact, SIngapore is CHOCK FULL!! All: Geylang, Sipaku Geylang, GEYLANG! Author's Note: This is a bunch of ravings like many other of my fren's blogs. Hahaha. They are all FAKE...Or not?! Jonathan: Lai2, qu4 Geylang HOT yi4 xia4! josh fatesealer turned back time on 12/29/2003 04:20:00 am. |